It's been half past three for forty years now

Now confirmed.  A rugby player’s IQ is inversely proportional to the number of them in close proximity. After training here on Sunday, one of the aforementioned pinheads decided it would be rather a spiffing wheeze to take a shortcut out of the ground. Unfortunately for him this involves climbing a security fence, and being a security fence, it is by design difficult to climb, and has very sharp spikes on top. I’m sure you can guess the rest, but yes, it involved a gashed leg, suitable wailing, and an ambulance. Kids these days.

There, I said it. It’s insidious, invasive, pervasive, vulgar and did I mention insidious? You can’t turn around without bumping into it, everyone you know is on it and every website you visit wants you to Like them on Facebook. No doubt the Illuminati or the Templars, or some other globe spanning control freak organisation are behind it all, poking and prodding away in the background as usual.